Christmas Has Been Ruined
I went and had some tests done yesterday, and had a very major seizure. My condition – whatever it is, is worsening. Nice time to find this out – 5 days before Christmas. So this year, I am not participating in the big event. Whether it pisses people off or not, I am really not caring.
So my family members don’t all feel left out, here is a list of what you technically should be opening on Christmas morning.
Dad – an art set, with lots of different paints, a sort of easel, a framed canvas, and a book on how to tap into your creative spirit.
Mum – 2 books The Little Prince, A Year in the Merde , and a crepe maker.
G – the craziest documentary ever made – Cane Toads: an Unnatural History, and a book of short stories by Irvine Welsh.
C – A book – Peony in Love, and yummy tea.
c – a rhinoceros puppet…its sooo cute!
Have fun on xmas morning people. Sorry I won’t be around.
